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Relevance

The contents of the post I originally published with this lovely specimen have been relocated to GrantFaber.org. I’ve enjoyed developing this site, so much that I lost focus for a minute. I regret the error. A second daisy will be dispatched before sunset, as a gesture of thirst. read more

Celestial Syzygy

In astronomy, a syzygy is a roughly straight-line configuration of three or more celestial bodies in a gravitational system. Tonight, we have a lunar eclipse, with earth transiting between the Sun and the Moon. This will create a reddish, “blood moon.” Wanna go frolick in the meadow? I guess you can celebrate your lunar deity of choice in the throes of her menses, but I’ll be gooning at your butt and giving thanks & praise to God (The Real One) for blessing me with such a hot, spooky wife to poke fun at. ❤️ read more

The World is Changed. I Feel It In the Water.

While out for my stroll, I stumbled across the dwelling of some fantastical beings I previously thought were only found in Old Norse Mythology and popularized by J.R.R. Tolkien. It seems there is a tribe of elves thriving in the suburbs! These followers of Eru Ilúvatar have labeled their humble homestead, here upon the Shire. The concept of elves is not compatible with Christianity, except for lore of Christmas elves. With an origin in European folklore, elves may be more accurately compared to demons. I’ll just let them be. read more

Gary Busey Stuck in a Tree

According to Wikipedia, Mr. Busey is a Christian. While reading up on him, I found some interesting parallels to my own life. In 1988, he was severely injured in a motorcycle accident. This brush with death strengthened his faith. On November 16, 2024, I was run over by a car while riding my scooter down Jericho Turnpike, with similar results. Thanks be to God for letting me live to tell about it. Mr. Busey hasn’t appeared in any new movies or TV shows since 2021, and I think I know why nobody has seen him. It appears he may have… read more

The Class-B Office Space of the Beast

Ever since I started coming out this way, I’ve always felt a sense of foreboding around this office building, located on Olde Countrie Roade in front of Roosevelt Field: A Spooky Lil’ Mall. Somebody deliberately picked that address, almost certainly knowing its wicked context. It’s not like we’re in the City, where you’re boxed in and have to follow a strict numbering sequence. The gas station next door is #640, and the next closest business on that side of the block, (“Ma’am, this is a…”) Wendy’s, is #820. I used to wonder why Precision Spying Plus Psychic Waterboarding doesn’t have… read more

Three Immutable Laws

We are living in a brave new world. The advances that God has made in my spiritual development these past 2 years have opened my mind to things I used to scoff at. I consider myself a born-again Christian, on a mission to rescue my eternal love from unspeakable evil. Her demons previously tried dragging me down with her, but I simply will not have it. Nor will I end my pursuit of her, at least until I am certain she is safely following God Almighty. Since I’m constantly doing battle with some dark and deceptive spiritual forces, I decided… read more

This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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