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Stop Lying; Start Looking Into My Eyes

G-d is love, life, light, and truth. He has many names: Adonai, Elohim, Jehovah YHWH, to name a few. When you use telepathy to try and convince me to put you above G-d, you’re condemning yourself. I can’t save you; you can’t save me. Only the Son of G-d, Jesus Christ, can forgive us of our sins. G-d wouldn’t pull the nonsense you pulled last fall. God doesn’t lie. I’m sorry I made you an “agunah” for 20 years, but it seems that’s what needed to happen for us to love G-d. Now I do, because of your sloppy oppression.… read more

Gerbera Doe & Unnecessary Roughness

This is a daisy of romantic fiction. Ray florets, disk florets, stamina, and her lovely pistil are presented fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual daisies, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Last night, I had to take off my sandals three times for law enforcement. This was done to make sure that I didn’t have any weapons glued to the soles of my feet. The first time came when I was placed in a holding cell at the 3rd Precinct of the Nassau County Police Department. I had visited there before, back on October 23, 2024, when I filed a written… read more

Irrevocable Vows

Before reading any further, I encourage you to study the Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 22, Verses 13-19. Context is important here. Then, you can absorb my public letter (full PDF here): I went a few days deliberating whether or not G-d would be pleased with me for doing this. After going to sleep, waking up, and going back to sleep a few times with Katie continuously in the forefront my thoughts, I reminded myself that G-d knows what is in my heart & mind. Although I am committing a sin here, I am doing it in order to prove to… read more

Via Crucis

All (but especially my estranged wife) are invited to witness the Stations of the Cross, in an hour (7PM EDT) @ Our Lady of Hope, in Carle Place. I had previously booked a ticket to see an off-Broadway play (“Cellino v. Barnes”) before realizing it conflicted with tonight’s presentation. I may not get to see it before it closes on Sunday, since there’s a processing delay with the refund. I must retain 100 shekels in my checking account at all times, in order to pay the fine I’d like to owe RB. My God, My Country, and My Wife must… read more

I Was Doing Some Research

Todaisy has some kind of regenerative flora (stamina?) sprouting from the middle part. I think that means it’s aroused. Ich bin ein daisy. Well, I was reading up on the 613 commandments, when I found a way to ensure that we will never be allowed to get divorced. So, I went by Nassau Family Court first to see if they were looking for me, since I’ve basically been exposing you (in some cases, by name) and your crimes against me for over a month now, after I was told not to. All clear, which tells me they’re not entertaining your… read more

You Can Dress Up Like a Sultan In Your Zwiegel 🧅 Head Hat

So, after reading this page, I have decided I will be converting to Judaism. I need you to join me, as my wife. Read it closely. It validates what I’ve been saying. I didn’t even set out to justify claiming you as my wife…I was reading about “bastards,” and then scrolled up. I always thought I was illegitimate on some level, because my parents weren’t legally married. Society (and its godless values that fucked us up 20 years ago) had me believing it. It’s bullshit. Children born out of wedlock bear NO STIGMA in Judaism. Our Heavenly Father is calling… read more

This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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